We are in the middle of progress. Things are happening, life is changing, and the future is NOW. If you’re not keeping up with AI or just simply uninformed, at this point I would advise to just watch some sci-fi movies (ya schmuck) and/or shows with narratives centered around Robots, because the robots are coming and ye who fears a Skynet doomsday scenario (A là Terminator) , I am here to tell YOU that the robots WANT to be our friends. WHY?
Sex.
And yes, I’m quite serious. Because once we put the goon feature on the robots I’m preeetty sure (depending on your perspective) that any potential for an evil robot uprising will be eliminated.
I mean Amiright???
maybe?
Yes?
Thanks! I knew you would agree.
But seriously, I recommend 2 movies to watch. The First, The Bicentennial Man (1999) starring Robin Williams.
The movie is about a robot “Andrew” designed to be a butler that slowly and gradually gains humanity over the course of time. In addition to gaining feelings and an orgasm upgrade, he kind of achieves immortality, becomes super rich , however, only to ultimately give it all up to become mortal so he can have sex with his original creators granddaughter—
(who just so happens to look like his creators wife, but younger🤔🤔🤔)
—and die, because that’s how it is. But in the movie you get to see the upward march of a sentient man-made being trying to fit in with the rest of society and, establish an honest life for himself. Which is commendable. But what really drew me in to this film when I first saw it was the solutions to the problems Andrew the Robot (Robin Williams) had to confront and the actions he took. Like, do robots have rights? Can they earn an income? Can they get married to people? And what if a robot wants to change its pronouns??? And all these questions and more get answered as the film goes on. For example, Andrew makes an appeal to the World Congress to be indentified as a human so he can marry the woman he wants to creampie. It’s a heartfelt moment and the movie’s filled with them, but it goes to show once you give a robot the orgasm upgrade you’ll give it something more to live for and not inevitably getting resentful and killing people and/or turning them into batteries—-
But if were being honest on the other end of the spectrum some people desire to be robots too (cyborgs). For example, what about paraplegics or people with medical disorders like Locked-in syndrome? And then there’s some people who simply just want the clout and I don’t know if you’re into cyberpunk tech but were getting there. And not to scare you guys but uh, that phone you have is trying to get inside of your body…. Anyways, topic for another day, but lets turn our attention to The Three Laws of Robotics aka Asimov’s Laws
-A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
-A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
-A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
The Second movie I’d recommend is Ex Machina (2014).
I’m not going to spoil it too much but essentially it’s a film about robots and AI aaand things just go south. And I’m leaving Asimovs Laws for reference because if you watch both films and compare the two you’ll definitely figure out some stuff. And in league with Unoism once youve completed this task (watching the films) please think about the aforementioned “orgasm upgrade” and feel free to comment if you think we need funding into robot orgasm research. And I haven’t watched “Her (2013)”
— “but I think it supports my thesis.”
And full disclaimer, I am not an expert on Robotics, AI, or any other applied sciences I’m just a simple dude living one day at a time trying to figure it out, but I left some links for some articles about robots and wouldn’t ya know these companies are getting a lot more competitive than I thought they were and have definitely been ramping it up in recent years.
But stay cool and thanks for reading.
-UTH 9000
https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/humanoid-robots-human-musicians-jam-together
UNOISM 
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